AHAHAHAHAHAHA- I'm sorry, excuse me, I need a moment to wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes. (And maybe some other things too, because my god, mood whiplash played a part in this too.)
Kurogane. Really. Mr Gin virtual or otherwise is NOT your friend. He makes you do irrational things, like question Fai's fake and lying smile, which you know is dishonest and untrue, and he severely lowers your tolerance for cats big and little- run Sakura-chan! Run before he tosses a bucket of water on you for caterwauling late at night!- not to mention cornering your love interestfriend and pinning him against backing him into the bar in pursuit of more alcohol.
Not to mention the affect Mr Gin has on Fai, what with the loosening his tonguelowering his inhibitionsseething sexual tensiondespairing reminiscence way he's going to follow in your grumpy footsteps if you keep pushing him like that. It's lucky you got away with only rugburn, Kurogane-san! After all, if you kept leaning over him like that, the scrapes on your legs would have been the least of your worries! You probably would have ended up with lovebites at the very least, not to mention the nailmarks he would have scored down your back...
*shakes head disapprovingly at Kurogane's folly*
Really. You need to learn how to hold your liquor better, Kurogane-san.
(...have I mentioned I love you for this fic? Because I do, and it is awesome- so many clever things going on in the background, and all of the meaning behind what Fai says, and oh, all the funniness of the start and finish. I love it. It's gorgeous, and I'm so happy you entered this challenge!)
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on 2011-10-24 12:02 am (UTC)Kurogane. Really. Mr Gin
virtual or otherwiseis NOT your friend. He makes you do irrational things, like question Fai'sfake and lyingsmile, which you know isdishonest anduntrue, and he severely lowers your tolerance for catsbig and little- run Sakura-chan! Run before he tosses a bucket of water on you for caterwauling late at night!- not to mention cornering yourlove interestfriend andpinning him againstbacking him into the bar in pursuit of more alcohol.Not to mention the affect Mr Gin has on Fai, what with the
loosening his tonguelowering his inhibitionsseething sexual tensiondespairing reminiscenceway he's going to follow in your grumpy footsteps if you keep pushing him like that. It's lucky you got away with only rugburn, Kurogane-san! After all, if you kept leaning over him like that, the scrapes on your legs would have been the least of your worries!You probably would have ended up with lovebites at the very least, not to mention the nailmarks he would have scored down your back...*shakes head disapprovingly at Kurogane's folly*
Really. You need to learn how to hold your liquor better, Kurogane-san.
(...have I mentioned I love you for this fic? Because I do, and it is awesome- so many clever things going on in the background, and all of the meaning behind what Fai says, and oh, all the funniness of the start and finish. I love it. It's gorgeous, and I'm so happy you entered this challenge!)